FOUND ON THE CHALKBOARD IN MR. MASSEY’S ROOM, 3RD PERIOD
by Matthew Sanborn Smith
Break into groups of three to five people. Today’s Scenario: What if everybody ejaculated condiments?
Topics for discussion
* Would there be more or less oral sex? Explain.
* Would people bring French fries to bed?
* What would relish feel like on the way out?
* If someone ran out of mustard on the Fourth of July and the stores were all closed, do you think Margo might send Sam to the bathroom with an empty squeeze bottle?
* Is that mayo on your leg?