Thursday, March 29, 2007

I Want To Hug And Kiss You All

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And maybe stick my tongue in your ear. Wait, you should clean that first. What am I celebrating? Not a thing. Just feeling a bit pervy. H...
Wednesday, March 28, 2007

Robots Pounding Your Ass Again?

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You're not alone . . .
Tuesday, March 27, 2007

A Scanner Darkly

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Saw "A Scanner Darkly" last night. It's been many years since I've read the novel. Although I can't say that Phillip...

The Onion News Network

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I've been a fan of the Onion for years and now they're doing video. Great stuff, highly recommended! Watch here!
Monday, March 26, 2007

Me And All My Bitches

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Today, the pug started humping my wife's leg. I didn't even know female dogs did that. So now the home in which I raise my childre...
Sunday, March 25, 2007

Our Lesbian Dog

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After eight years, our mutt has finally discovered who she really is. For the last seven months she's fought constantly with the pug th...
Thursday, March 22, 2007

Wasted Days And Wasted Nights

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Sorry to get all Freddy Fender on you, but the title describes the last two weeks to a tee. I'm hoping that today's fiesta (or rath...
Sunday, March 18, 2007

Even A Half Hour Orgasm Would Be An Improvement

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I saw a copy of "The One Hour Orgasm" at the store the other week. I think a lot of people look at this and think "Wow, that...
Saturday, March 17, 2007

54, 55, 56

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Just watched "The Sword and the Sorceror" with my wife. I loved it as a kid and, once again, I learned what poor taste I had as ...
Friday, March 16, 2007

Shit Week

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Both literally and figuratively. First off, I've got to tell you guys that the New Year's resolution has been thoroughly blown. I ...

You Can Stop Being Ware Now

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Yeah. I wanted to do a post earlier and call it "Beware The Ides Of March" (because no one has ever thought of that before), but...
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Tuesday, March 13, 2007

No Longer Full Of It, Just Feeling Like It.

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I'd really like some sort of pain killer right now. This is the first day I went without caffeine in a long time, and I still can't...

Laxative Of The Gods

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Colonoscopy on Wednesday. Please get yourself checked out if you're fifty or more, earlier if you have a family history (Like me. I...
Sunday, March 11, 2007

300 Review In Twenty Seconds Or Less

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Very nice to look at, left me emotionally detached, a lot less blood than there should have been (over twenty-thousand people died, historic...