Saturday, May 26, 2007

And To Think That I Neglected It

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Story 57 was in the can nearly two weeks ago and I forgot to mention it. It's called "Beauty Belongs to the Flowers." You ma...
Thursday, May 17, 2007

Pain Comes Not To The Bananaman

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PAIN COMES NOT TO THE BANANAMAN by Matthew Sanborn Smith Marco became a bananaman. He hung upside-down with a bunch of other bananamen and ...
Wednesday, May 16, 2007

If We All Get Together

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IF WE ALL GET TOGETHER by Matthew Sanborn Smith The old question ran something like, "If all the Chinese got together and jumped at the...
Saturday, May 12, 2007

Mac Daddy

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My reader reminds me that I haven’t posted a blog in quite a while. I have not been hit by a bus. What I have been is tied up with domesti...
Tuesday, April 24, 2007

I'm 38. Please Don't Hit Me With A Bus.

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Today's my 38th birthday. Yay me. When I was a teenager we had a running joke and I have no idea how it came about. We used to joke t...
Sunday, April 08, 2007

ICE CREAM!

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One of the great things about being an adult is that you can eat ice cream with chocolate syrup for breakfast. Another great thing about be...
Thursday, March 29, 2007

I Want To Hug And Kiss You All

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And maybe stick my tongue in your ear. Wait, you should clean that first. What am I celebrating? Not a thing. Just feeling a bit pervy. H...
Wednesday, March 28, 2007

Robots Pounding Your Ass Again?

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You're not alone . . .
Tuesday, March 27, 2007

A Scanner Darkly

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Saw "A Scanner Darkly" last night. It's been many years since I've read the novel. Although I can't say that Phillip...

The Onion News Network

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I've been a fan of the Onion for years and now they're doing video. Great stuff, highly recommended! Watch here!
Monday, March 26, 2007

Me And All My Bitches

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Today, the pug started humping my wife's leg. I didn't even know female dogs did that. So now the home in which I raise my childre...
Sunday, March 25, 2007

Our Lesbian Dog

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After eight years, our mutt has finally discovered who she really is. For the last seven months she's fought constantly with the pug th...
Thursday, March 22, 2007

Wasted Days And Wasted Nights

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Sorry to get all Freddy Fender on you, but the title describes the last two weeks to a tee. I'm hoping that today's fiesta (or rath...
Sunday, March 18, 2007

Even A Half Hour Orgasm Would Be An Improvement

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I saw a copy of "The One Hour Orgasm" at the store the other week. I think a lot of people look at this and think "Wow, that...