Eggs, Obama, 96

When I take eggs out of the carton, I want the carton to balance at it's center if it ever had to. So if I take the first egg out of one corner, the next egg comes from the opposite corner. I strive to cook eggs in even numbers. This evening I discovered that the boy had removed one (1) egg from the carton. My world has descended into chaos.

Just saw a few minutes of Obama's press conference. Someone asked him why it took him so long to express his outrage over the AIG bonuses (boni?). He answered that he likes to know what he's talking about before he speaks. Good answer. Along those lines:


Story 96 saw light the other day. I call it, The Hottie.

My Two Cents

I'm not expecting miracles from the new president. At the very least, the fact that our administration won't be actively fucking up the country even more on a daily basis is a huge improvement. I'm already satisfied. Anything after this is gravy.

One thing that I thought was wonderful was that a modern American president mentioned non-believers as a part of this country, rather than an evil that must be destroyed. We've got some change already.

Nice

Wassup 2008

Saw this on HuffPo and Boing Boing. It's fucking awesome! First the original:





And now eight years later:






The best part isn't on the screen: Eight years ago all these guys were working to put money into Cindy McCain's bank accounts.

Why Obama is like Osama

Because the Republicans can't catch either one of them.