The Novel, She Is Done

I just finished my first novel, By Any Other Form, and shipped it off to New York to find its way in the world. This is number 139 in The One-Thousand, and boy, does it feel good to change that tally again. This was the longest thing I've ever done (90,000 words, a year and a half of my life) and I feel the best thing I've ever done. Grant Stone tells me I should throw a party. At the moment, I'll settle for a shower.

In the immortal words of Ned Flanders, "Godspeed, little doodle."

The Sexiest Story Number

Story 69, The Guy Who Made Only McDonald's has been sent out into the wilderness to fend for itself. Wish it luck. In the words of Ned Flanders: "Godspeed, little doodle!"