This Time It's War

Longtime readers of this blog may know that I have been struggling with a story for years now called Process Five (at least that's the working title. I have had enough pussyfooting (And I love those open-toed shoes you're wearing - George Carlin) around. I am, here and now, openly declaring war on that goddamned story. Over the next two weeks I will turn that son of a bitch into a real story and send it out into the world. You heard me. The gauntlet is there for all to see.

75

Wow. I added four stories to The One-Thousand in July and none in the last month and a half! That's bad. But I just sent out number 75 about forty-five minutes ago (At a 24 hour self-serve part of the post office). 75 is called Maisy's Many Souls. I don't even know if it's a good story, but I do know that I achieved something that I haven't achieved before. I've small steps improving conflict and characterization. I think that it's a story that a reader would want to keep reading because there's enough going on there. We'll see what happens.

Actually I've got a little poem all done and ready to go, but I can't give it a number until it goes out. I want to send it to a particular magazine but that mag currently has one of my stories, so I have to wait until they make a decision on that before I can send the poem to them. So there you go.

The Chronophage

StarShipSofa: Aural Delights No. 42

This week the good StarShipSofa is pleased to present Aural Delights No. 42. Enjoy!

Aural Delights No 42 Benjamin Rosenbaum

Poetry: Fairytale Graveyard by Mikal Trimm

Flash Fiction: Earthmen Bearing Gifts By Fredric Brown

Book Review: Sean Keough Reviews Electric Church

Fact: How to Plot Part 1 by Terry Edge

Main Fiction: The Ant King by Benjamin Rosenbaum

Narrators: Lawrence Santoro Diane Severson, Dale Manley

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The World Has Lost Another Genius: Nagi Noda

Nagi Noda, the brilliant Japanese artist and director has died, apparently due to complications from surgery after a car accident last year. I don't know her exact date of birth but she was born in 1973, which put her at 34 or 35 years old. Below are some of the videos that she directed. Please enjoy them and save a little piece of your heart and mind for her to occupy. You can find more great stuff at her website:

http://www.uchu-country.com/

StarShipSofa: Aural Delights No. 41

This week the StarShipSofa is pleased to present Aural Delights No. 41. Blast off!

Aural Delights No 41 M John Harrison

Fact: Francis Stevens Amy H Sturgis

Main Fiction: East by M John Harrison

Narrator: Simon Chapman

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Wherein I Wallow In Consumerism

I tossed around the idea of getting a nano last week, an idea which is no small thing for me. In the forefront of my mind is the thought that I could spend the money on something more important. Like food. Or gasoline. Last week I couldn't do it. Yesterday, Apple sweetened the pot, releasing the newy ipods.

For a buck-fifty I get 8 gigs with some new features and that money would have gotten me 4 gigs last week. What is a weak-minded consumerist to do? I went for it. I got the red guy or should I say (red) guy. When you buy (red), Apple throws a little money at AIDS meds for Africans who need it. That sold red to me. I also liked blue and orange (yes, they have orange now. And yellow.)

I have to say I currently have a shuffle and I use it more than I use any device save my MacBook. I use it a lot. Mostly to listen to science fiction podcasts and stories. What got me on the nano train was that I wanted distinct playlists on the ipod so I could easily switch from science fiction to music and so that when I hit the wrong button and go back to the beginning of an hour and a half long podcast when I actually wanted to raise the volume, I can much more quickly get back to the point of the podcast to which I was listening. So these were real needs which I wanted met for a device that I use a whole bunch.

And for some reason I felt the need to justify that to you.

Engraving was free. I don't know if you can honestly call it engraving, but it is writing. I'm having the words, The One-Thousand, written on the back of mine to remind me of my goal.

Western Spaghetti

Clever Monkeys!



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Duh, Matt!

I saw this headline last night on The Huffington Post:

Palin's Church Promotes Converting Gays

Which I at first thought meant converting Gays to their particular religious persuasion. I thought, "Wow, that's pretty progressive of them!" Then I realized the headline meant something else.

Not so progressive.

Links To The Crawled

We had a few problems posting the links to the stories I mentioned on The StarShipSofa page, so here are the links in case they're still not working when you get there:

I Bought a Little City by Donald Barthelme: http://www.newyorker.com/online/2007/07/09/070709on_audio_antrim
Ex Machina by Margaret Ronald: http://www.strangehorizons.com/2007/20070528/machina-f.shtml
Last Contact by Stephen Baxter: http://www.solarisbooks.com/books/newbookscifi/last-contact.asp
Aficionado by David Brin: http://www.davidbrin.com/aficionado1.html
Footnotes by Charles Coleman Finlay: http://home.earthlink.net/~ccfinlay/footnotes.html
The Rapeworm by Charles Coleman Finlay: http://www.brianjhatcher.com/NA.pdf

Fiction Crawling

I've got a new bit on the Sofa this week, the first of a regular feature called The Fiction Crawler in which I recommend great free fiction you can find online. Give it a go:

Aural Delights No 40 Lawrence Santoro

Poetry: Judy Resnick by Laurel Winter

Flash Fiction: When The Whistle Blows by Daniel Schwartz

Fact: Fiction Crawler No1 Matthew Sanborn Smith

Main Fiction Intro: Lawrence Santoro

Main Fiction: So Many Tiny Mouths by Lawrence Santoro

Narrators: MCL, Lawrence Santoro Diane Severson,

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Spread The Word

St. Paul cops, backed by the Feds, have been cracking skulls for days now outside the RNC, arresting protesters before they protest and reporters while they're reporting. This is getting no network coverage, but Salon.com's Glen Greenwald has been all over it. Please spread this link so this story gets the attention it deserves.

http://www.salon.com/opinion/greenwald/2008/09/01/protests/

Eat The Zombie Dodo!

You can't spell Hydrox without rox, and rox they does. Love this cookie, damn you! Hydrox are like Oreos only Hydrox taste good. In recent years, they became harder and harder to find in the wild until they went the way of the dodo. Now they have risen from the dead, like the zombie dodo, and I encourage you to seek them out (I found mine at Wal-Mart) and stuff them into your mouth by the fistful. Let their manufacturer, Kellogg's, know that you will buy these cookies and they will make more. Tell your family, tell your friends. Tell your enemies and they will become your friends!

And then maybe we can all get along.

StarShipSofa: Aural Delights No. 38

This week, the StarShipSofa is pleased to present Aural Delights No. 38. Blast off!

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Aural Delights No 38 Kage Baker

Poetry: Werewolf Poet Laureate by Greg Beatty

Flash Fiction: Billy And The Wizard by Terry Bisson

Main Fiction: Hellfire At The Twilight Club by Kage Baker

Fact: Science News Jim Campanella

Narrators: Gareth Stack, Julie Davis, MCL

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