by Matthew Sanborn Smith
Dominic was tired of everyone saying his pizza tasted like cardboard. To prove that it didn’t, he made a type of cardboard that tasted like pizza. Once all of his customers tasted that cardboard, he figured, they would have to admit that his pizza tasted like pizza, because that’s how his cardboard tasted. Are you following me? I guess it doesn’t really matter at this point, does it? No one went so far as to say his pizza tasted like pizza, but his pizza sold like crazy after that. Nobody dined in, though. They all bought his pizza just to eat the box it came in.